July 2010
2 posts
June 2010
2 posts
“If Gary Coleman died of a brain aneurism, can we say he died from “Different...”
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
2 posts
WatchBear cub frightened by baby lion.
WatchWoman frightened while feeding a bufflo.
If I saw that hippo coming at me, as a buffalo, I’d be frightened too..
February 2010
10 posts
“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever...”
– Steve Jobs (via suzannexie) (via ladylogique) (via ronworkman) (via markley)
fmylife:
Today, while on a date with me boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and “that’s inappropriate for girls.” FML
December 2009
51 posts
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
the most depressing decade-end wrap up i've seen... →
molls:
Where the hell is this guy?
“There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:...”
– Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour (via art-or-porn)
Watchthedailywhat:
CollegeHumor Original of the Day: If you’ve ever played Tetris you probably won’t be very surprised to learn that the Tetris God is a total douche.
[via.]
“Can you make it so when people click on their start-bar my website pops up?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
wow
