December 2007
36 posts
http://www.mint.com →
This website is the best financial tool I have ever seen online
and it’s free…I almost wished I had thought of it…I couldve been a millionaire
either this or butter toffee, that shit is DELICIOUS!!!
that little girl is soo adorable
Sometimes I get a little too excited for mac and cheese. The other day I was...
– Kevin Corrigan
A belated christmas present for you all
miley cyrus singing All I Want for Christmas is You
absense
sorry i havent posted in a while, i was in vegas and saw KA which was amazing and STOMP which was dissapointing. I’m here at my dad’s house so it’s kind of hard to keep things uploaded but ill be back on it when I get back to MIA
pure awesomeness
that place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore
– yogi berra
while im pumping gas last night
hoodrat in the car next to me: (spanish) mi amor
me: (not sure if she's talking to me-ignores her)
hoodrat: (more spanish) mi amor!
me: (looks at her) I don't speak spanish
hoodrat: you're beautiful baby
me: thank you
hoodrat: really, you're gorgeous I love your nose
me: (laughing) ok thank you
hoodrat as her car drives off: and i would **** you right now if i could!!
me: (laughing) did i just assaulted via exxon?
a moment I’ve been dreading. george (bush sr.) brought his ne’re-do-well son...
– ronald reagan in his recently published diaries, may 17, 1986
the SNL iphone sketch that never aired →
i just sneezed and my hand looks like i just delivered a baby
– moment of wittiness/tmi
dope ass shirts →
dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon
– k. west
aw fuck- i cant believe youve done this
blonde kid in the blue shirt ftw
If we talked to an ex-girlfriend, what would she say about you?
– That she fucked up! - Chris Breezy
this is how i want my life to be like
really? love?
mom: how can you tell if a girl loves you
me: (not wanting any part of this conversation) i dunno
mom: if she sacrifices her happiness for your own then she loves you
me: ok
mom: like if you want to go to some resteraunt and she insists on another restauraunt she doesn't really love you
me: ok
That is one reason I won’t go near a Microsoft product. They really are...
– Erik Spiekermann on Microsoft having Monotype design Arial, instead of paying licensing fees for Helvetica. (from the film Helvetica)
im currently suffering from cerebral lol-sy
that was really nerdy so j/k
“What about seal…heidi or whatever”
“He’s african, them africans dont care they do whatever”
this video is definately fake
everybody knows girls dont take dookies…wait
do they?
mind boggling
- thats what the World should be doing instead of hating and trying blow each other up…imagine a world where u can party in any nation with anyone with NO HATRED..Id party with anyone..
-some random comment
world history quiz →
i got 212,023 on my first try- give it a shot
big deal
i had a fish that used to hug me
it was a lot less impressive
but a lot more smelly
fuckin pikeys →
Great Analogy
Jon: That girl is a slut
Olman: Like a hotdog down a hallway
A man needs nothing more than a dog who adores him and a cat who ignores him to...
– Remember this