December 2008
121 posts
every guy’s dream girlfriend?
November 2008
19 posts
Europe Destined to Speak One Language?
I enjoy the emails people circulate, but rarely add to that cyberspace clutter by forwarding them along. But this exciting news needs to be shared:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English...
Beauty Comes in Surprising Shapes
HI! HOW are you?” The woman smiled as she took the seat beside me. She had to lower herself slowly, squeezing her ample bottom into the seat, filling all available space.
Positioning herself comfortably, she plopped her enormous arm on our common armrest. Her immensity saturated the space around us, shrinking me and my seat into insignificance.
I cringed and reclined towards the window.
...
awkwarddd
the fact that people from the future aren’t randomly popping up all around...
– either that or we live in very boring times
this was one of the biggest gripes i had with the newest batman
that and I thought the woman picked to play batman and harvey dent’s love affair was far too ugly- i dont even remember her name- jake gylenhaal’s sister. They shouldve picked someone more attractive, classier, and with more confidence. someone like Charlize Theron.
either way this is hilarious!
too funny
wedding goes terribly wrong
bird shits on bride?
groom passes out?
somebody objects?
if all three of those happened at your wedding you would still be better off then this lady
predictions?
anyone?
anyone?
yet another video
sad?
or adorable?
you be the judge
epic
epic
I can’t tell if
I should think this is cute
or if I should be sad
malfunctioning dog
what are you?
chicken?
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to...
– anon