December 2008
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every guy’s dream girlfriend?
Dec 1st
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November 2008
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Nov 30th
Europe Destined to Speak One Language?
I enjoy the emails people circulate, but rarely add to that cyberspace clutter by forwarding them along. But this exciting news needs to be shared: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English...
Nov 27th
Beauty Comes in Surprising Shapes
HI! HOW are you?” The woman smiled as she took the seat beside me. She had to lower herself slowly, squeezing her ample bottom into the seat, filling all available space. Positioning herself comfortably, she plopped her enormous arm on our common armrest. Her immensity saturated the space around us, shrinking me and my seat into insignificance. I cringed and reclined towards the window. ...
Nov 27th
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awkwarddd
Nov 25th
“the fact that people from the future aren’t randomly popping up all around...”
– either that or we live in very boring times
Nov 25th
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this was one of the biggest gripes i had with the newest batman that and I thought the woman picked to play batman and harvey dent’s love affair was far too ugly- i dont even remember her name- jake gylenhaal’s sister. They shouldve picked someone more attractive, classier, and with more confidence. someone like Charlize Theron. either way this is hilarious!
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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too funny
Nov 24th
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wedding goes terribly wrong bird shits on bride? groom passes out? somebody objects? if all three of those happened at your wedding you would still be better off then this lady
Nov 24th
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predictions? anyone? anyone?
Nov 24th
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yet another video sad? or adorable? you be the judge
Nov 24th
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epic epic
Nov 24th
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I can’t tell if I should think this is cute or if I should be sad malfunctioning dog
Nov 24th
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what are you? chicken?
Nov 24th
“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to...”
– anon
Nov 24th