November 2009
107 posts
fmylife:
Today, a patient rushed into the ER screaming that his wife was going to have the baby in the cab. I grabbed my kit, rushed to the cab and started taking off the women’s pants. As she screamed, I realized she had no baby bump. It was the wrong cab. FML
wowww- one of the best yet
“Anyone can become angry—that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at...”
– Aristotle
“The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,but true beauty in a Woman is...”
– Audrey Hepburn
Gawker hits a new low. Anglophiles take note. →
nudawn:
fek:
(via colleennika)
i probably love london more than i love new york, but this is bloody brilliant.
Your food sucks. It all tastes like ass until American chefs take two months to do better what you’ve spent hundreds of years sucking at.
The service in your restaurants sucks, because you have to instruct people how to tip by putting a mandatory charge on their tab, like many...
Watchdaleena:
Nick Kroll is comedy gold!
haha that was awesome
The 1970's called. They want their lingo back.
clientsfromhell:
Working on a project targeting the tween market, the client nixed all of our ideas (even though the focus group testing numbers were off the charts) and instead started throwing in their own ideas. The clients were all in their late 40’s and were pitching us concepts that were cringe-worthy. When the boss politely mentioned to the clients that creative teams fresh out of school...
“Don’t get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line...”
“I never hire a writer or director until I watch then walk. If they walk lucky,...”
– Successful Producer
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is...”
– Mark Twain
