April 2009
190 posts
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UPS Plane Crash Prevention
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of >humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by...
WatchI forgot how genius D.Cheps really was
FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology
rocketjumper:
flourhoneymilk:
Icarus Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML
Odysseus Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another...
Watch“HEY GUYS!, what’s going on? Can I hang out?”
WatchYou know you’re a bad owner if your cat prefers to hang out in a paper bag then play with you. I’ll teach you boots. I’m going plastic next time.
Watchthedailywhat:
Lights Out: So you’re sitting there, watching Twilight, and you think to yourself: “Sure, I’m dazzled — but I could stand to be dazzleder.”
Enter: Cheeseburgers.
[via.]
ive never seen twilight, but this was still pretty funny
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The Good Housewife
lianamonster:
I’m going through my old files on my external hard drive and I found this gem. It is an excerpt from an actual 1950’s high school Home Economics textbook:
ADVANCE: How to be a Good Wife
HAVE DINNER READY: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal—on time. This is a way to let him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned with his needs. Most...
WatchThe saddest part. In 8/10 of these pictures, she is the least douchiest out of the group.
fmylife:
Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML
awwwkward haha
fmylife:
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
WatchAnother classic Senior Prank
This school is no stranger to Senior Pranks. Supposedly, a few years back they led cows upstairs in the main building. Cows can climb stairs but are too afraid to go down them… you do the math.
WatchSlow Motion Orgasms
