(208): I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off… I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
(336): Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don’t say Let’s roll
Ouch…
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