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shnelll: The Best Global Brands of 2009

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:00:57 -0500

shnelll:

The Best Global Brands of 2009

shnelll: How to live to 100 | GDS Publishing

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:00:43 -0500

shnelll:

How to live to 100 | GDS Publishing

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Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:49:25 -0500

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Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:47:20 -0500

justin: nikoanesti: Raptors Mascot Fail (via failblog) My god,...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:55:57 -0500

justin:

nikoanesti:

Raptors Mascot Fail (via failblog)

My god, seeing that in slow motion is absolutely amazing.

Best LOL of the day

9gag: The Roots of Heaven

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:54:56 -0500

9gag:

The Roots of Heaven

que?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:50:31 -0500

que?

"Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make..."

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:49:34 -0500

“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.”

- Steve Jobs (via suzannexie) (via ladylogique) (via ronworkman) (via markley)

fmylife: Today, while on a date with me boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I...

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:08:56 -0500

fmylife:

Today, while on a date with me boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and “that’s inappropriate for girls.” FML

upanddowns: Stop what you are doing and watch this! 5-year-old...

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:43:12 -0500

upanddowns:

Stop what you are doing and watch this!

5-year-old Savannah’s Calm Call with 911

So far, so good

urlesque: Tiger Woods’ texts get illustrated

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:47:08 -0500

urlesque:

Tiger Woods’ texts get illustrated

(via ilovecharts)

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:43:34 -0500

(via ilovecharts)

artpixie: DIY: Wine Bottle Light

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:43:18 -0500

artpixie:

DIY: Wine Bottle Light

Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:40:55 -0500

thefrogman:

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Did you get them all? Have any to add?

lol

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:19:35 -0500

lol

walpaper: The Known Universekottke says, “Like Powers of Ten,...

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:06:28 -0500

walpaper:

The Known Universe
kottke says, “Like Powers of Ten, except astronomically accurate. It’s not a dramatization, it’s a map; the positioning data was pulled from Hayden Planetarium’s Digital Universe Atlas, which is available for free download.”

I cant comprehend

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:54:44 -0500

thedailywhat: Nerdiest Save The Date Ever of the Day: After 10...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:07:58 -0500

thedailywhat:

Nerdiest Save The Date Ever of the Day: After 10 years of commitment, Dan and Jen are tying the knot. And by “tying the knot” I mean joining forces in the life-long LARP known as marriage.

[via.]

im going

blackhoodie: The Typical HUMAN Thinking

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:27:51 -0500

blackhoodie:

The Typical HUMAN Thinking

9gag: Clever Google oh google

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:27:19 -0500

9gag:

Clever Google

oh google